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Greetings, Minions! After a lot of soul-searching, I decided (largely for mental health reasons) to delete my Facebook (April 17th is the big day), which will also delete the private Facebook group we have there. But I couldn’t leave you guys hangin’. Besides, I loooove talking to you and being silly and weird and awesome together. SO…I added forums HERE for us to play in.

Come play with me, Minions. Forever…and ever…and ever…

And of course, if you wanna keep up on all things Me, you can sign up for my newsletter. So…y’know…do that. 😉

Everybody sit in a circle. No, you don’t have to hold hands, but you can if you want. Hey, you two in the back – no shoving! There’s room enough for everyone around my throne. Now, does everyone have a Lollipop of Doom and a skull-covered blankie? Good. Now that you’re all cozy…

Welcome to my all-new, fancy-schmancy site! Go on. Take a look around. There’s awesomeness in pretty much every corner (largely because I am in pretty much every corner, but I digress…).

I’ve added all sorts of cool stuff, like trailers on the Books page, and a monthly stalking email newsletter that you can sign up for HERE. Plus, if this isn’t enough for you, I have a private Minion Horde Facebook group that you can join. There are over 640 of us in there at the moment...