Greetings, teachers/librarians/various book people! I am Z. I write books. I travel to places and talk about bullying and mental health. Plus, I have awesome hair. You should hire me to present. Because I also like food. And living indoors.
Being a survivor of intense bullying and a person with mental health issues myself, talking about such things is my specialty. Not to brag (that’s what people say before they brag, right?), but I’m amazing at it. No, really. Ask anyone who’s heard me present. They’ll tell you. And I didn’t even have to bribe them. Much.
If you are interested in hiring me to appear at your school/library/festival/whatnot (aka contributing to me being able to afford putting food in my mouth hole), you can reach me by using the form below. (Please note: clown schools need not contact me. For any reason. Just…don’t.)
If you have questions for me that aren’t appearance-related, please check the FAQ and then maybe go clean your room or whatever.
*All FAN MAIL can be sent to me at the following address:
Z Brewer, c/o Main Street Books
307 S. Main Street, St. Charles, MO 63301
*All questions about LITERARY RIGHTS should be directed to my literary agent:
Michael Bourret – Dystel, Goderich & Bourret Literary Management
One Union Square West, Suite 904, New York, NY 10003
213-455-4082 – firstname.lastname@example.org
*All questions about FILM/TV/DRAMATIC RIGHTS should be directed to my literary manager:
Eddie Gamarra – The Gotham Group
9255 Sunset Boulevard, Suite 515, Los Angeles, CA 90038
310-285-0001 – email@example.com
Here’s that form I mentioned earlier. You’re welcome.