Greetings, teachers/librarians/various book people! I am Z. I write books. I travel to places and talk about bullying and mental health. Plus, I have awesome hair. You should hire me to present. Because I also like food. And living indoors.

Being a survivor of intense bullying and a person with mental health issues myself, talking about such things is my specialty. Not to brag (that’s what people say before they brag, right?), but I’m amazing at it. No, really. Ask anyone who’s heard me present. They’ll tell you. And I didn’t even have to bribe them. Much.

If you are interested in hiring me to appear at your school/library/festival/whatnot (aka contributing to me being able to afford putting food in my mouth hole), you can reach me by using the form below. (Please note: clown schools need not contact me. For any reason. Just…don’t.)

If you have questions for me that aren’t appearance-related, please check the FAQ and then maybe go clean your room or whatever.

All fan mail can be sent to me at the following address:

Z Brewer
c/o Main Street Books
307 S. Main Street
St. Charles, MO 63301

Here’s that form I mentioned earlier. You’re welcome.