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  • #1619
    Z Brewer
    Z Brewer
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    …and you were starving…would you eat yourself?

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  • #1622

    ClinicalCharles
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    am I an all beef hot dog?

    "Life is a [heck] of a thing to happen to a person." - David Rossi (Criminal Minds S3.E10)
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    • #1644
      Z Brewer
      Z Brewer
      Keymaster

      No. You are a turkey dog.

      All the other Minions are beef hot dogs.

      "A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are."
      - Twelfth Grade Kills

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      • #1661

        ClinicalCharles
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        *dramatic sigh*

        Gosh no. Once you go all beef you can’t go back.

        "Life is a [heck] of a thing to happen to a person." - David Rossi (Criminal Minds S3.E10)
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      • #1673
        Z Brewer
        Z Brewer
        Keymaster

        😀

        "A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are."
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  • #1624

    Angel
    Participant

    Probably not- I’d be all chewy and gross from all my stress lol

    • #1645
      Z Brewer
      Z Brewer
      Keymaster

      LOL Same though.

      "A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are."
      - Twelfth Grade Kills

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  • #1667

    ali.kelley64
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    Nah, i would talk with the others and start a revolt against the other foods for starving us.

    “To love or have loved, that is enough. Ask nothing further. There is no other pearl to be found in the dark folds of life.” -by Victor Hugo

    • #1674
      Z Brewer
      Z Brewer
      Keymaster

      There are no other foods…only hot dogs.

      However, there are condiments.

      "A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are."
      - Twelfth Grade Kills

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  • #1730

    SpaciousIgnatius
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    It depends on what toppings are readily available. I’m a sucker for the classics, ketchup, mustard, relish and diced onions. But I had a hot dog in Philly once that was unlike any other I had ever had. I guess it was really a chili dog, but it was still the greatest hot dog ever. Now I’m from Cincinnati, and people from my parts take chili dogs pretty seriously. But Philly? Philly makes Cincy look like Weenie Hut Jr. No. SUPER Weenie Hut Jr. This chili dog had a nice, hearty bean chili on an all beef frank, wrapped up in a warm, pillowy potato roll hot dog bun and stacked high with pickled onions and finely grated pepper-jack cheese. I never knew the levels of epic tranquility my mouth had achieved after ever single bite of that chili dog were even possible until that day. I was in Philly to see Metallica, but this hot dog was the REAL Mighty Met that had blown me away. So if I were a hot dog and I was absolutely famished, if I were that chili dog… then I’d be happy to give up my existence on this Earth to be able to experience that wonderful chili dog as my last deed as a living being.

    "I live as I choose or I will not live at all." - Dolores O'Riordan

  • #1731

    Azriel
    Participant

    I like all beef hotdogs, but eating myself would be pretty difficult. So, I’d just eat other hotdog Minions. #CannibalDog

    "The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it. Be brave. Live." - Buffy

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